FAQ's

Are they really gonna work?

Yes. If you don't meet girls, it's because you are either really lame, unattractive, or both.

Are they toilet trained?

People are toilet trained - puppies get 'house-broken.' So learn some damn English! No, they aren't. Be sure to carry plenty of towels, bags, and spot remover. 

What kind of puppy will I get? Or, how do I know it's really a puppy, and not just a small dog?

You never know precisely which type of puppy will be available - but all have been fed a consistent diet of dwarf genes in order to prolong their puppiness. That means if you have success with one particular model, you can come back and expect to be able to rent it again! Rentalpuppy.com takes pride in renting only proven puppies, not imitation ones.

But I don't even like puppies, so why should I bother?

This is why you don't have a date in the first place, you moron: because you have NO clue. You are not renting the puppy for your interests, but to attract the woman's interest.

Why rent a puppy when I can spend the money elsewhere, like a Gentleman's Club, where the girls always ask me to come back?

This is a cost effective method of meeting women whose real names you will learn.

So, I've met some girls…what do I do next?

Finally, an honest man. Well, you go to our 'I've now met a nice girl. What do I do next section.'