Mission Statement I:

 We at rentalpuppy.com know that there are many men who can't rely upon good looks, wit, money, the ability to play guitar, or a past of athletic accomplishments, namely high school football, in order to impress the opposite sex. With a fleet of cute, adorable, precious and darling wet-nosed puppies, we at rentalpuppy.com feel that we can change the ordinary guy's chances with not just any woman, but every woman.

 All of our puppies go through a patent-pending, 14 point cuteness inspection training class to guarantee its customers the best in puppy readiness. Additionally, our pledge to the rentalpuppy.com community is that we will tirelessly pursue the latest innovations to provide the most cutting edge suite of services for our customers.

 Rentalpuppy.com and its platform of products welcomes you to help create an eternal brand in the rarified air of cyberspace.  Thank you.

 The Management