Products & Services

The Puppy Primer

You will receive one puppy, at an hourly rate, who will be sufficiently stimulated to act cute, precious, adorable and darling enough to meet girls.

The "Next Level"

You will receive one puppy, plus a squeak chew toy to attract the widest array of female attention. Our rentalpuppy.com squeak chew toys are especially scented with bacon, another patent-pending product, which ensures lots of cute, precious, adorable and darling action as you walk your rentalpuppy.com puppy.

 The "Off the Hook" package.

Two puppies will wrestle with one another on your command. They are trained by our special staff of animal behaviorists to seek out a female audience prior to engaging in rehearsed Greco-Caninus wrestling techniques.

The Puppy Works

Two puppies, plus a mother and child, will intersect you as you are meeting women in public and introduce herself as your sister-in-law and swear that you are the best Uncle in the history of the world.